READ IT. READ IT ALL.
I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
i literally choked on my popcorn in the movie theatre
iSN’T CONSENT BEAUTIFUL
sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
how i met your mother: season one commentary
that one scene in how i met your mother when barney keeps saying “ring bear!” and robin always corrects him with “ring bearER”
but its an actual ring bear! :D